Harbor

WHARVES.

If you are a normal human being (let's face it, if you're taking the time to read this...you're not) you have no idea what that means.

Alas, I shall tell you.

But not before an obnoxious anecdote about how I discovered said word.

I firmly believe that a nonchalant attitude is a conspicuous segue to pure awesome. Which is what I strive to be on a daily basis. So when lazy turned cool and shortening words was the new trend, and obvs I'm an entrancingly trendy individual, I took fondly to the phrase "whatev". My phone however, was not up to date on my latest contrivance to be the trendiest person on Earth. So in text form "whatev" became "wharves".

WHARVES.

(plural of wharf) ((n)) a structure that projects into a harbor or body of water.

Same thing.

So now you can check off that little box next to "five minutes of complete wasted time" on your daily to do list.

Your welcome.

xoxo
Olivia